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ISIS files “cultural appropriation” complaint against ANTIFA with the United Nations [Satire]



By Jon Sutz, Editor, SaveTheWest.com


Mr. Zeid Ra’ad Al Hussein, High Commissioner
Office of the United Nations Human Rights Commission (UNHRC)
Committee on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights
Palais Wilson
52 rue des Pâquis
CH-1201 Geneva, Switzerland


ISIS High Command
Somewhere along the Syria-Iraq border


Complaint that ANTIFA is culturally appropriating our uniforms and tactics


Dear Mr. Al Hussein:

As you may know, there is a new category of outrage that “social justice warriors” the world over are fighting to stop: “cultural appropriation.”  Loosely defined, this outrage occurs whenever a person, group or organization begins adopting the habits and mannerisms that originate elsewhere. Learn more here and here.

In this vein, we are writing to file a formal complaint with the UNHRC’s Committee on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights, regarding a matter that we consider most serious: the fact that the recently-organized, global “ANTIFA” movement has:

(1) Culturally appropriated what is clearly ISIS’s trademark black uniforms

(2) Culturally appropriated the terror-tactics we employ while wearing these uniforms

For proof, consider:

The ISIS terrorist uniform: The following is the uniform that ISIS carefully designed for our mujahadeen to wear, while in the course of carrying out their official duties. Note the opaque black fabric, which covers the entire torso, arms and legs, and similar material used to cover the head and face, with the exception of the eyes. Images such as these, of our mujahadeen carrying out their official duties in these uniforms — terrorizing, bullying, destroying, raping, murdering — have been broadcast throughout the world, for well over five years:

The ANTIFA terrorist uniform: This uniform has become standardized by ANTIFA throughout the world, as most recently demonstrated in Hamburg, Germany, where these culturally-appropriating punks injured 200 police officers, and caused hundreds of millions of dollars in property damage:

Now, if you were to see one or the other of these groups marching down your street, would you be able to determine, at a glance, if they are with ISIS, or ANTIFA?

We trust you see the problem: ANTIFA is culturally appropriating ISIS uniforms.

Based on this proof, we hereby request that the UNHRC’s CESCR begin an immediate investigation into this matter, and, if you concur that ANTIFA is culturally appropriating ISIS, that you use all means at your disposal to put a stop to it. You could start by visiting this ANTIFA website, which contains links to many of its affiliates throughout the world.


ISIS High Command

PS: You might mention to the ANTIFA punks that in quite a few aspects, we are at war with the very same people, organizations and ideas, and, in fact, Western civilization itself. So, if you could arrange a sit-down over tea with us, and them, it might serve all of our interests, and provide a holistic, inclusive resolution to our complaint. Thanks!